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Thursday, September 8, 2011

Solution to Illegal Immigration from Mexico to the US

Offer fast track citizenship to every migrant farm worker/illegal immigrant who convinces an American to take a job alongside them working in the fields to pick cucumbers, tomatos, garbanzo beans or whatever.

  • Provides for increased tax revenue from the new citizen and newly employed American.
  • Reduces unemployment and fosters good cross-border relations.
  • Eliminates the need for building that ugly fence.

And to inform immigrants south of the US border about the plan, I suggest we hire that little Mexican boy from the taco commercial who invented the taco with the flat bottom to it as a spokesperson. That kid is a genius!

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