Research has shown that high levels of exposure to ultraviolet light can lead to color blindness (monochromacy) when cone pigment generation is damaged in the eye.
I suggest we make the sale and use of sunglasses illegal, so that every time people go outdoors and stare up at the sun they damage their eyesight a little more, to the point that eventually everyone is seeing in black and white.
A world composed of all shades of gray has some enormous benefits:
Fashion would take an exciting new spin, with checkerboard patterns and Charlie Brown diagonal line t-shirts all the rage.
Women would save an enormous amount of money on cosmetics, hair dye, lipstick, eyeliner, shiny nose rings.
Exciting culinary experiences would result. Just imagine eating in a restaurant and wondering if that's a pepper, a piece of avocado, or a raisen in your food...before you taste it. All ice cream would look like vanilla but taste like something else.
Skin tone would become far less important than skin adornment, such as tattoos. Biker chicks would finally take their rightful place as the most beautiful creatures on the planet.
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